One of Mikro's fellow paleontology camp participants is doing a field research project on snails. He offered to let fellow campers name them if they could pronounce the species name right.
Smart alec Mikro asked, "If I get both species names right, can I name two?"
Yes, and he did. There are now a pair of molluscs named Cope and Marsh.
His buddy promised to name the two most disagreeable ones for the two paleontologists invloved in the Bone Wars...